The Pit is my humble abode. Some say it is messy, some say it is beyond messy, I call it home.
The pit has many exciting features, many secrets and even the odd naked lady in the cupboard...
The Computer Area
The computer area is the most sacred area of the room, signified by image of Yoda that gazes down upon it. There are many mysteries within the computer area not least of which being
the printer paper stack. This seemingly innocent container is in fact the key to all things academic in the life of Luke.
The Sofa
The sofa was originally liberated from the evil living room people at the start of the 98/99 acedemic year.
Since then it has recieved notoriaty in the fact that it still operates as a sofa even though it officially has no adjoining parts left to keep it together.
The bed
Contrary to popular belief the bed is not a religeous icon. It smells, it makes weird noises, one of the wheels is broken, basically it sucks butt.
The home Cinema\Playstation area
This is definatly a religeous area. Every wire should be worshipped, every button should be reveared. Five years in the making, probably another five to go it is the piece de la resistance.
The Collection
Most of them are shit, many of them are classics, a number of them are worshipped by more people than God( Look even God worships the Crow!!)
Whatever the case it is vastly superior to anyone elses around so there...
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